I really miss home. Not in a wah let me reattach myself to my mothers nipple kind of way, but I miss the city! Valdosta is probably as close thing to the middle of nowhere that I've ever been, and I honestly feel sorry for anyone who hasn't been able to experience something different. Hopefully, I can transfer to either Emory or Mercer, and get the hell out of here. It's time for me to experience life before I'm forever burdened with responsibilities. I can't wait to get out of this hell hole.
Xoxo,
Lo
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Sunday, February 3, 2013
Superbowl!
"The Superbowl featuring Beyonce!"
More like Beyonce featuring a football game.
GO B!!
Xoxo,
Lo
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
The Roommate Chronicles
That awkward moment when...
You're roommate walks in on you and your boyfriend having sex. Oops.
For the sake of her privacy, I'll call her Kat. In all fairness, the bitch had it coming.
So, in the beginning of the year Kat and I came to a verbal agreement that when my boyfriend was over she would leave the room, and if she had one of her prospects-for lack of a better term-over then I would leave the room to give them some privacy. However, that night Kat decided to stay glued to her bed as she so often is. I didn't want to just blatantly be like "Hey, Kat. Get the fuck out," so I tried to be subtle and drop hints that she needed to leave.
So, I changed into some lingerie. Clearly, subtlety is not my forte.
So there I am in my little black lace outfit, climbing into my bed with my boyfriend, and the bitch still just sits there. C'mon Kat! My ass was basically in your face! Take the hint! Anyways, some time passes, and she finally gets up and leaves.
"Good! She finally got the hint," I thought. Fifteen minutes later she comes strolling back in, and finds Tim and me doing the horizontal shimmy. Oops.
Well, at least something got her to leave the room. Sorry, Kat.
Xoxo
Lo
Monday, January 28, 2013
Nice to Meet You
Hi everyone!
My name is Lauren, but call me Lo.
So basically, I was on a run tonight (does it count as a walk if nobodies around to see?), and I was like "hey, why not start a blog?" My best friend, Kristin, told me not to do it because nobody would want to hear about my boring life, so naturally I started a blog.
Basically what I'll do is just talk about my awkward life, thoughts, and obsessions. If you like what you see then keep up with me! If not, then oh well.
Just some info about me... I'm a college freshman at Valdosta State University. I'm a biology major, and I'm going to become a physicians assistant. I have a boyfriend of two years named Tim. I'm obsessed with dogs, food, and coffee.
Later, Y'all (:
My name is Lauren, but call me Lo.
So basically, I was on a run tonight (does it count as a walk if nobodies around to see?), and I was like "hey, why not start a blog?" My best friend, Kristin, told me not to do it because nobody would want to hear about my boring life, so naturally I started a blog.
Basically what I'll do is just talk about my awkward life, thoughts, and obsessions. If you like what you see then keep up with me! If not, then oh well.
Just some info about me... I'm a college freshman at Valdosta State University. I'm a biology major, and I'm going to become a physicians assistant. I have a boyfriend of two years named Tim. I'm obsessed with dogs, food, and coffee.
Later, Y'all (:
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